If anybody's interested in the updates for the new online roleplay/story/fanfic "The Magic", well... here's where to find them. This will be updated at least once a week, according to what happens at the end of each splurt of conversation.
[link] INTRODUCTION
[link] The Beginning - how Omi turned Wuya human again.
[link] Dimensional Split 001
[link] Dimensional Split 002
[link] Dimensional Split 003
[link] Dimensional Split 003 (relocated)
[link] Special - Sta-Fu
[link] Special - Curses!
[link] Special - 4th Dimension



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Events of--
Friday, November 24th, 2006

001: [link] Two months after the exciting conclusion of season one of The Magic (marked by the lack of posts because SOMEONE *Cough* Galaxy *Cough* went off and got addicted to chatting), things have quieted down a bit. However, there is a new task at hand: saving Jack and Omi and all the other people who were infected by Mason's toxic chemicals.
002: [link] After utterly destroying the dimension that never really had a purpose, the gang decides to destroy a wall as well: the Fourth Wall, the only thing that separates their role-play-selves from their real-selves. They succeeded in meshing the two universes. Will this mark the end... or the beginning of another random and stupid adventure?
003: [link] Still traveling in that magical blank-field area which seems to never end, their patience is running thin. They've been at it for weeks, besides a stop at Sonic to get some cheeseburgers (again). However, they did find one diner of hope in the desolate area... and now our heroes find themselves locked in the kitchen, about to embark on another side-adventure before they can take over the world.

This week's season's most random quotes:

"BUCK B'GOCK! CHICKEN!! CHIIIICKEN!!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHICKEN?!! WHATCHA GONNA DO, HUH?!! HUUUHH?!!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO?!! BUCK B'GOCK!!! CHICKEN!!!!" ~GalaxyDancer
"Have some more chicken! Have some more spam! It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned. Just eaatt iittt! Just eeaaatt ittt!!" ~Infy
"What if he went to Jack's place to throw up to get revenge on him?" ~Infy

This week's season's most random important events:

We are proud to entroduce the beginning of season two of The Magic! Season one ended when Galaxy put her life on hold for two months to chat on dAmn. It's a good thing Infusions shocked her out of it (who also now resides in the chatrooms) and things are running smoothly again.

Dimension 003 was literally put to an end when the journal upon which it was seated suddenly got deleted (good thing the comments still remain). However, it was successfully transfered to one of Infy's journals, where it intends to remain 'till the conclusion of existence.

In other news, all of this information was re-typed after a tragic encounter with the POP-FREEZE! virus that inhabbits Galaxy's computer like a G'home Gnome that just won't leave. It was successfully recreated, taking away some of the luster that was once there and adding lust that wasn't there. So all is well!


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Events of--
Saturday, August 5th, 2006

001: [link] After many-a dramatic post, everybody captured by the evil Karen Mason was saved, and Jack, who had been entoxicated and was nearing death, was rescued. With a counted two guest stars, Billy and Zim, now in the picture, and surely more to come, the only question left is how to free the remaining "experiments". (Guest appearence: Mac, Zim)
002: [link] Jack and Omi have gotten into a mud wrestling contest (kind of) after Omi floods and then cleares the land around Wuya's now-fixed castle. Infy and Galaxy are keeping score with little cards that Announcer Guy gave them.
003: [link] Back on the road with the willfully-evil Omi, Announcer Guy makes a quick change in the canon, using his powers to give Jack's weak stomach to Omi because he "loves messing with things". We all try to make Omi sick because it's so darn funny.

This week's most random quotes:

"WATCH OUT! I'M TRYING TO HIT A STUPID GOTH BOY WITH FIRE BALLS!!" ~Wuya
"PREGPONS. THE ONLY TAMPONS FOR PREGNANT WOMEN. BECAUSE DISCRIMINATION JUST ISN'T RIGHT." ~Announcer Guy
"What if he went to Jack's place to throw up to get revenge on him?" ~Infy
"SICK, THROW UP, BARF, ROTTEN EGGS, ANCIENT MEAT, DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, STOMACH MEAT. MMM, STOMACH MEAT. YUUMMM." ~Infy

This week's most random events:

There really aren't many random events this week, though I put off everything (including working on my Avatar Mosaic picture) to have a little fun with the roleplay. Basically, things have been crazy enough in the main dimensions as it is without any outside influence.

Except maybe for the fact that Infy stole two of five random quotes, and I'm updating this on Monday because I'm so lazy.


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Events of--
Saturday, July 29, 2006

001: [link] The gang left the hospital to find Dr. Mason, and did, indeed, end up at her house, where she had Jack sitting on the sofa in a cast. We followed her into a secret lab, where she is keeping very disturbing experiments. Now we're trapped. (Guest appearence: Billy)
002: [link] Upon arriving at Switzerland, a mini-adventure began there that included nothing but random, stupid events, including making both male characters sick. We have just left to go back to Wuya's palace.
003: [link] After trapping Omi in a puzzle box and returning to the Xiaolin Temple, Omi comes back with both of his chi in place and we leave to go back to the campsite. Wuya left (now in all three dimensions), and Jack drove the car. Omi has decided to try out his hand at being evil by choice. Sonic, here we come!!

This week's most random quotes:

"He is very cute, that Spicer." ~Omi
"My delivery boy is a crooked-mustached, zit-faced, greasy-haired, three-toothed illegal Mexican immigrant." ~Announcer Guy
"OH OH, I KNOW. Let's get some beef jerky then feed it to a bunch of baby cows. Man, do you know how wrong that would be?" ~Infy
"Swear and eat meat." ~GalaxyDancer

This week's most random events:

In the second dimension, after we told Omi he ate pepperoni on his pizza (meat, obviously), I picked him up and began shaking him rapidly (imagine how Agent K shook Frank in MIB). Both Infy and I were postponing the "puke" scene, until I got Announcer Lady to tell her that if she didn't do it, I was gonna spam her page with "Infy's afraid to get her hands dirty in roleplay!!" Infy took her hand at it, but I spammed her page anyway, which she replied to with "SPAM SPAM SPAM" of her own.

We seem to have so many pukey jokes that it's getting.... not funny. But that's the point of things. To keep the jokes going until they're.... just not funny any more. Just like what Jhonen Vasquez said in the commentary on one of the IZ DVDs.

Last week, there were a bunch of computer problems for both Infy and me, so I didn't update The Magic due to the lack of interesting comments. ESPECIALLY the lack of funny quotes. I'm glad that I waited a week extra to update.


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Events of--
Saturday, July 15, 2006

001: [link] Upon arriving at the hospital, our heros meet Dr. Mason (sound familiar to anybody?), who takes us to the X-Ray room. Galaxy goes into Jessica Spicer mode, Infusions and Omi nearly destroy the hospital, and finally Infy and Omi are in a Xiaolin Showdown called "Catch GalaxyDancer".
002: [link] Yet another building is destroyed thanks to the gang, this time being Wuya's palace. Wuya returns from Hawaii and everybody leaves for Switzerland before she turns around and notices the damage.
003: [link] Almost as inconveniently as on a certain soap opera, we rewind back to the camping trip with the excuse "it was all a dream". Omi goes to the Ying-Yang world and comes back evil, and Announcer Guy gives Galaxy Heylin powers to fight him.

This week's most random quotes:

"GOODBYE, OMI! I MAY HAVE TORTURED YOU ALL THE TIME AND HURT YOU AND MADE YOU AND JACK PUKE AND STUFF, BUT DEEP DOWN, I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!!" ~GalaxyDancer
"Mmm... I went to see Pirates 2... T'was a good movie... In fact, I still have some popcorn left right in my hand!" ~Infusions
"Have you lost your entire head?!" ~Omi
"OMI, YOU TOOK AWAY JACK'S NUDITY!!!!" ~GalaxyDancer

This week's most random events:

In the third dimension, things became so mangled as to include a giant chicken at KFC, which was obviously very important for some reason, Richard Horvitz, who, with a league of obsessed fans, tried to get to the chicken before us, and a Strip Showdown, which was between me and Jack and was exactly as it sounds. Just before any underwear flew off, the dream sequence ended.

In the first dimension, the latest comment is almost entirely a montage, of which I'm considering turning into a fully-animated piece of work to display to the song that runs in the background, called "Suddenly I See" [link] ...Of course, this is only an idea of sorts.


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Events of--
Saturday, July 8, 2006

001: [link] After Infusions going temporarily mad, Galaxy nearly ripping apart reality with Grim's scythe, all of them trying to drive Omi nuts, and Omi caving in the hotel restrauent's roof, our heros find themselves at St. Colored Hospital, helping Jack with his newly-broken leg.
002: [link] Galaxy's own insane act, more insane than dangerous, resulted in Wuya leaving her home mysteriously. Later, everybody decides to play a game of Jumangi just like in the movie, and search the palace for a mystical object of sorts to assist them.
003: [link] Once again on the move, the camping trip is over, and some nasy after-effects from the Pukey Devil still remain with Jack Spicer and Omi from breakfast. Galaxy blasts her boom box to many tunes before being asked to stop.

This week's most random quotes:

"I AM THE PUKEY DEVIL, AND THESE ARE MY PUKE MENIONS OF... PUKE!" ~GalaxyDancer
"You see, my head has saved my life, so do not laugh at it any more, despite the fact that it is shaped like a smelly fish bowl!!" ~Omi (GalaxyDancer)
"I think I should give you a name, Gift-From-God. How aabouut.. Stitch." ~Infusions

This week's most random events:

Upon becomming mad about Infy trying to kill him, Announcer Guy got revenge on her by spamming her main page with "Brown Paper Bag" comments. After which, he wrote a letter of explanation. Of course, after he completed this, I wrote my OWN letter. In this, I showed Infy something that none of you will see otherwise, and the third official "Special", third to "Sta-Fu" and "Curses!", this one being dubbed "4th Dimension".

Coming soon!! ...There is a very hysterical ad that I put together with Announcer Guy, and it's called... "Brown Paper Bags". Because of the geniusness of this particular piece of comedy, it will be placed as a deviation, and only after I get a copyright (patent, whatever) for it. If it doesn't at least make an involuntary smile spread across your face, then you have no sense of humor.


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Events of--
Thursday, June 29, 2006

001: [link] After a long break in the dimensional void (caused by SOMEONE who forgot to reply to a comment), we have resumed our funtime at the Hotel Whatthe pool, and decided to go inside and have dinner. Despite the fact that we're still in our swimsuits.
002: [link] Back at Wuya's palace, Jack left to go get us all Sonic. Omi vanished Infy into the Ying-Yang world, and then he left to keep Jack from "stealing the Shen Gong Wu". ...Jack came back, Omi trapped us, and Jack revealed his "plan".
003: [link] We have camped out in the giant field in the middle of nowhere, and Wuya, Jack and I struck a deal to not use any Heylin magic or robotics to survive the night. We're telling ghost stories and they're getting gewd.

This week's most random quotes:

"I am deeply concerned with Jack and his sickness, as it is not fun to be sick like that!" ~Omi
"Possibly. Pickles are probable problems, and pringles and punch in the pool isn't a problem with a platter." ~Jack Spicer
"Why the fuck can't we fucking curse? It's not fucking hurting anyone. Fuckity fuck fuck." ~Infusions

This week's most random events:

I gave Infy a comment [link] on her "featured deviation". And then we got into a "spam" battle. Her spam was strictly "spam". My spam was strictly (you guessed it) "brown paper bags". Now Infy's featured deviation has over a hundred fifty comments more than it would have if not for us. Go see what we did for yourself. [link]

In a turn of events, Infy totally forgot to reply to a comment, and caused an extreme rip in the tri-dimensional void. When I tried to remind her, we ended up in a "curse word" fight and bad things was said by everybody but Omi. This special is called "Curses!"